Caught Having Sex

Just the other morning around 1 a.m. (like many other early mornings), I was getting it on with my wife. She has this weird thing about getting horny early in the mornings especially after watching TV (interestingly we find it the best time of the day to make love or make out). So this is the thing right, we're both getting close to experiencing ecstasy when we hear the door swung open and we both looked around to find Dakari staring at us with the obvious curiosity of a toddler seeing his parents doing press-ups and sit-ups… naked. Of course, we did what any horny parents of a toddler who were getting their freak on would do...keep going (very discretely).

The problem started when we took too long to give him his own room. Apartments are very expensive where we live so we were living in a one-bedroom place for almost two years. So when we moved to a larger apartment (Dakari was about 2 1/2) and gave him his own room it was the strangest thing to him. For the first week, he and I battled every night. He would wake at around 1 a.m. every morning and make his way across to our room and onto the bed. I would take his weeping butt right back to his room. For the first week, Dakari did this about 3-5 times each night. This made me extremely tired at work during the days. After the first week, he started getting real clever. The first week he would cry his way across to our room announcing his entrance. During the second week, he was moving with stealth. Actually, I remember waking up one morning seeing my 2 year-old laying on the rug in front of the bed. This broke my heart and I took him up on the bed. After that incident, he took complete advantage of my sympathy for him and hasn’t looked back since. So every morning around 1 a.m. we hear him coming across with his walker. After about four months under this living arranging, he would start coming across with his blanket and teddies. So no one except me is to be blamed for him catching us in ‘the act’.

I guess the easiest thing to do is for my wife to change her horny schedule or whenever Dakari makes his entrance and falls asleep we could go somewhere else to get our freak on. We’ll see how that works out.

Dakari at 1+ interrupting our groove